What Every Real Housewives Enthusiast Craves from the London Edition

Although there has never been a London-centered Real Housewives, Bravo aired Ladies of London a decade ago, which spanned three seasons and was essentially similar. Envision this: a collection of affluent women with voluminous hair, exclaiming phrases like “Let’s get bloody sozzled!” before engaging in arguments at Michelin-starred venues while ominous piano melodies underscore the scene. One standout line from the show—which lacks much logic without context but provides a glimpse into the unique brand of mania we might experience—is: “Don’t straddle my husband and hump him.” Can we please get a refreshed edition of this?