While there’s never been a London-based Real Housewives, Bravo did release Ladies of London 10 years back, which ran for three seasons and was basically the same thing. Picture this: a group of rich ladies with bouffant blow-dried hair saying things like “Let’s get bloody sozzled!” before having fights in Michelin-starred restaurants as menacing piano music plays in the background. One of my favorite quotes from the series—which makes very little sense without context but which might give you an idea of the specific brand of mania that we could be in store for—is: “Don’t straddle my husband and hump him.” Please, can they just release an updated version of this?
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Mar, Wed, 2023